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crispinbest:

here’s the next bit of this thing. pt. 3 coming soon.

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ONE: VENISON

I climb the stairs to our room and open the door and Charlotte is there sitting in the big, ornate armchair made from rich, stained oak with her lovely dark hair in curls and her lips are red and she’s wearing some really fantastic-looking lacy lingerie that I didn’t even know that she’d brought, she looks very sexy in a very tasteful way.

And she has her right hand inside of her underwear and it’s moving very gently and slowly and she looks up at me.

And I say “I ordered us venison.”

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my alt lit problem is up

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GOOD MORNING, FREEDM!! MATT 4 PREZ

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